Talking to my friend who is the closest thing I have to a Directioner friend
Me: Josh Devine is so hot!
Friend: ...
Me: *clears throat* Paul took his wife out for a date, that's so cute
Friend: ... Who are they?
Me: You don't know who Josh and Paul are?
Friend: ...
Me: Josh is their drummer and Paul is their babysitter...?
Friend: Well I don't care about the guitarist or whatever, only One Direction
Me: Lord have mercy on your soul, you poor child
